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Mindy



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11/12/2009 20:17

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A wife hits her husband across the head. He says 'What's that for?'



She says 'I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah on it'.



Quick as a flash he says 'thats the name of a horse I bet on today you silly cow' she apologises.



A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan!



He says, 'What the f**k was that for'



She replies, 'Your f*****g horse just phoned!'



smithy


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11/12/2009 20:20

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Mindy that was a corker



adagirl


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11/12/2009 20:29

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A woman invites her friend over for coffee. A florist van pulls up and calls with a huge bunch of flowers.she cries "oh no"! Her friends says "thats lovely whats the problem"? She repllies - this means ı will be on my back, legs open for days!!! Her friend says "what? havent you got a vase"?



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