Joke: Never lie to Grandma

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
13/12/2009 23:35

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed.



Grandma didn't know her occupation and stopped to say, " Hi," and asked what the line was for.



Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.



Grandma thought that was wonderful for she loved oranges and so joined in at the end of the line.



When the policeman got to the end of the line and saw her, he was amazed. He said, 'How can you do this at your age?'



She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!'



The policeman almost fainted.

mrcyprus


Joined: 26/06/2009
Posts: 270

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 04:34

lol good one, ill have to pass it on

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 07:44

Great one enjoyed that )

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 12:23

Ivorb - every one a gem!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 12:43

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 12:43

When I asked my Gran what she wanted for Christmas, she replied, "The best present I could ask for is to be surrounded by my friends."



Well, we've just got back from the cemetery and she doesn't seem too happy

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 12:44

My grandmother died on her 90th birthday.



It was a terrible shame.....We were only half way through giving her the bumps at the time!!!

Storm



Joined: 03/03/2009
Posts: 240

Message Posted:
14/12/2009 15:32

You are soooo naughty - I got a serious fit of the giggles reading this one!!