Joke: Brown & Darling in the Doghouse (sort of)

swannee7


Joined: 21/08/2009
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Message Posted:
15/12/2009 18:07

Brown called Darling into his office and said, 'Alistair, I have a great idea. We're going to go all out to win back Middle England.' 'Good idea, Gord. How'll we go about it?'

'For starters we'll dress the part. You know, long Barbour coats, some Hunter wellies, a stick and a flat cap. Oh yes, and a Labrador. Then we'll go to a nice old country pub and show them we really enjoy being among them.'

'Right PM' said Darling.

A few days later, all kitted out and with the golden Labrador at heel, they set off to locate a suitable country pub. On arriving they went to the bar, dog at heel.

'Evening, Landlord. 2 pints of your best ale from the wood, please.'

'Coming right up, Prime Minister.'

Brown & Darling quietly discussed matters of National importance, nodding occasionally to those who came in for a drink, while the dog lay quietly at their feet. (cont'd)

swannee7


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Message Posted:
15/12/2009 18:13

Then a wizened old shepherd came in to the bar. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail with his shepherd's crook, looked underneath and then walked out again. A few moments later along comes a weather-beaten farmer who followed the same procedure. Over the next hour loads of different people followed suit, to the bewilderment of Brown & Darling. Eventually they couldn't stand it any longer and Darling called the Landlord over. 'Tell me,' he said. 'Why did all those people come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old country custom?'

'Good Lord, no!' replies Mein Host. 'It's just that someone told them there was a Labrador in this bar with two arseholes.'

smithy


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Message Posted:
15/12/2009 19:02

Great love it

TheSaints



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Message Posted:
15/12/2009 19:04

That is funny..........