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negativenick


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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 16:40

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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.



The iTit will cost from 199 to 399, depending on cup and speaker size.



This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.



jimmyG


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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 16:43

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Have you been opening the Christmas crackers early this year Nick?!!



sloan



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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 16:44

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.... or the sherry?



Lilli



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18/12/2009 16:45

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or the cool budweiser xx



No1Doyen


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18/12/2009 16:46

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I didn't know that Thai christmas cracker jokes were printed in english! )



TheSaints



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18/12/2009 16:50

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Nick



I resemble that remark, have to buy too many for an awful lot of strangers though........



teatime


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18/12/2009 17:03

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Surely I could get one for my missis for 99p!!!



elko2



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18/12/2009 17:09

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i-tits should be an instant success but what are the ladies going to buy for their men in return?

ismet



flowerfairy


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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 17:12

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Jingle b-lls ?????



smithy


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18/12/2009 17:55

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cracker joke



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