Joke: End of the Xmas term at school

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
18/12/2009 19:56

It’s Christmas. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.

Children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early today. : Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago? Before Johnny could speak Susie says, Abraham Lincoln

That's right Susie, you can go home.

Johnny is mad that Susie answered 1st question first.

Teacher: Who said 'I Have a Dream'?

Before Johnny can speak Mary says, Martin Luther King

That's right Mary, you can go.

Johnny is even madder.

Who said Ask not what your country can do for you?

Before Johnny can speak Nancy says, John F Kennedy

That's right Nancy, you may also leave

Johnny is boiling mad that he hasn’t been able to answer to the

questions.

Teacher turns her back & Johnny says, I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut

The teacher turns around: WHO SAID THAT?

Johnny: "Tiger Woods, can I go now?

smithy


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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 20:14

Nice one )

Ernest


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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 20:16

brilliant!

Lilli



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Message Posted:
18/12/2009 23:37

Really loved that one xxx

nannycyprus


Joined: 27/08/2009
Posts: 102

Message Posted:
19/12/2009 14:00

Absolutely brilliant !!!!!! xx

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
19/12/2009 22:07

Another Cracker!