Ideal Christmas Present For Light Sleepers!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 13:50

Sick and tired of been woken up by car burglar alarms during the middle of the night?

Here is the latest updated solution!

My bazooka has been modified to work without shells but with the latest laser technology. It's portable, easy to assemble, light weight and on a touch of a light, feather weight trigger all noise pollution is eradicated. Just point it at the offending vehicle from either the first, second or third floor window and the new laser destroys all electronic components and heat fusion to all electric wiring. The car owner will be able to repair the vehicle but only after considerable cost and time spent at the auto electricians, enabling you to have many an uninterrupted peaceful nights sleep.

I'm working on an anti dog barking version however, the first prototype kept killing the blighters but having some success with trials on a gas stun version.

For further information please email me off board.



Richard

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 13:54

How much are they Richard?

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 15:15

Hope you try it out on that noisy little blighter your next door neighbour keeps on the balcony. 2-00am today and the yappy little twxt was going at it nonstop. My TC neighbour said the Belediyese will put a stop to it if enough people complain. Aren't happy going down that road, yet.

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 15:19

you spelled twxt wrong!!!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
20/12/2009 15:38

Richard sounds like you are going to rich with this new gadget