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TopTen
Joined: 15/04/2009
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Message Posted:
22/12/2009 17:38 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 14 in Discussion |
| Did You Know This About?
Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally?
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new golf bag. |
Sandie
Joined: 14/08/2008
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Message Posted:
22/12/2009 17:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 14 in Discussion |
| That's a really old joke! Old ones are the best?? |
Mertbalin
Joined: 09/07/2009
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22/12/2009 17:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 14 in Discussion |
| i bumped into some Lada car jokes.
1- How can you double the value of your Lada?
2- what is on the first page of Lada users manuel?
3- what is the function of rear window heater on Lada ? |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
22/12/2009 17:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 14 in Discussion |
| I like to see leather trousers on a woman. |
smithy
Joined: 17/07/2008
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Message Posted:
22/12/2009 17:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 14 in Discussion |
| have heard that joke before but still laughed |
Lilli
Joined: 21/07/2008
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22/12/2009 18:03 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 14 in Discussion |
| i didnt read the bottomline just went rushing to my wardrobe to find my leather dress. very funny though xx |
Mertbalin
Joined: 09/07/2009
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Message Posted:
22/12/2009 18:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 14 in Discussion |
| 1- How can you double the value of your Lada?
fill up the tank
2- what is on the first page of Lada users manuel?
metro ticket
3- what is the function of rear window heater on Lada ?
keep your hands warm, while pushing the car |
Jeannie
Joined: 04/08/2009
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Message Posted:
22/12/2009 19:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 14 in Discussion |
| Bill, message 4. Did you have a maxium size/age in mind - just out of curiosity? 
J |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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22/12/2009 19:38 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 14 in Discussion |
| Jean. I draw the line at anyone over 70 weighing more than 20 stone. ) |
sloan
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22/12/2009 19:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 14 in Discussion |
| Remember when they used to be Skoda jokes ... and look at Skoda now! |
cooper
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22/12/2009 19:48 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 14 in Discussion |
| Yes i agree but the only good thing about a Lada is that they keep your beer cold ) |
Jeannie
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22/12/2009 20:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 14 in Discussion |
| Bill - right - off out tomorrow to price up the leather trousers. Just about fit your criteria
J |
Mertbalin
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22/12/2009 20:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 14 in Discussion |
| skoda is no more skoda now
it is same as volkswagen |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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22/12/2009 20:16 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 14 in Discussion |
| Jean, look forward to seeing you in them next year. ) |
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