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Moover321
Joined: 11/04/2009
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24/12/2009 10:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 8 in Discussion |
| Happy Holidays to one and all 
P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Katharine Whitehorn
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Unknown
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Joan Rivers
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. |
Lilli
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24/12/2009 11:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 8 in Discussion |
| very good moover. Some classics xxxxx Have a great xmas |
Moover321
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24/12/2009 11:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 8 in Discussion |
| Thanks Lilli - You too have a lovely Christmas and a wonderful New Year xxx |
No1Doyen
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24/12/2009 11:10 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 8 in Discussion |
| Great quotes moover. Have a great Xmas. |
Moover321
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24/12/2009 11:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 8 in Discussion |
| Thanks! You too Bill - have a good one! |
Moover321
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Unknown
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. |
Moover321
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Unknown
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit |
Moover321
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| Some more cheer? Add your own quotes )
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