Panties on a Plane (Joke)

baldeagle


Joined: 04/02/2009
Posts: 354

Message Posted:
28/12/2009 12:57

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know 'bout y'all but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."

"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."

The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.

The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties."

"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first."

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/12/2009 13:42

very good xxx

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
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Message Posted:
28/12/2009 13:56

great joke ) )

Snaefell



Joined: 07/06/2009
Posts: 266

Message Posted:
28/12/2009 13:59

Ha Ha. That's a good one.

swannee7


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
28/12/2009 17:50

Yessir. Dat be som pretty good story!