Top 10 thoughts for 2009....

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
29/12/2009 01:32

#10

Life is sexually transmitted.

#9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a man without an erection, make him a snack.

#7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6

Some people are like a Slinky

... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

#4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you Rs.200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you Re.0.30?

#2

In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.