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HAPPY FEET
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06/01/2010 14:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 10 in Discussion |
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1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it.
11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining l |
HAPPY FEET
Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416
Message Posted:
06/01/2010 14:53 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 10 in Discussion |
| 16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
24. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember |
smithy
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06/01/2010 14:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
| great I loved it  ) |
No1Doyen
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06/01/2010 15:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
| Wayne. I can tick off most of them ) |
mamachina
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06/01/2010 15:03 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
| Ugh - some of those rang a small (very small!) bell!! Great. |
el-tel
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06/01/2010 15:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 10 in Discussion |
| Thay all rang a very big bell with me. |
HAPPY FEET
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06/01/2010 15:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
| How about > When you are asked if you want to go upstairs and make love you have to reply pick one I can't do both |
deecyprus4
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06/01/2010 16:16 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 10 in Discussion |
| ha ha ha love it and identify with all of them |
Lilli
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06/01/2010 16:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
| that was so funny butso true xx |
everon
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06/01/2010 16:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 10 in Discussion |
| great stuff, keep them coming! x |
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