I know its cold because.

AndyLynnW


Joined: 05/12/2008
Posts: 61

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 12:40

I Had to chisel the dog off a lamp post.

AndyLynnW


Joined: 05/12/2008
Posts: 61

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 12:41

I have opened the fridge door to heat the kitchen.

AndyLynnW


Joined: 05/12/2008
Posts: 61

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 12:41

A brass monkey just went by crying his eyes out.

rigsby


Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 912

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 12:58

A scotsman had to grit the hallway of his house,to save on the heating bills.

YeniTom


Joined: 29/12/2009
Posts: 198

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 16:05

My snowman has a cold. Well his nose is running anyway.

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 16:55

cos i just tried to get the car up our hill just a minute ago,still sliding around everywhere and had to reverse back down.This is after 5 days! unbelievable really.

booitsme


Joined: 04/02/2009
Posts: 667

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 17:13

The girlies in the Bigg Market, Newcastle are wearing knickers when they go out and the lads are wearing long sleeved shirts!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 17:20

While Scotland gets on with the current weather, a 'State of Emergency' has been declared in Glasgow;



Greggs is closed.    

Agnes


Joined: 11/04/2009
Posts: 81

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 17:20

When Newcastle fans keep their shirts on at the match

boglefan



Joined: 07/06/2009
Posts: 511

Message Posted:
09/01/2010 18:52

Because I don't feel guilty eating pies and highly fatty foods. Can have a hot toddy going to bed for medicinal purposes, and feel justified taking morning paper coffee and toast back to bed of a morning.

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 16:49

Because I returned to the UK yesterday after spending the last month at the Pia Bella.