Shady Lady ranch seeks men!

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 08:55

Shady lady ranch about 150 miles from L.A. is looking to hire male prostitutes to work along side the 4 females that are currently there. Applications are invited from anyone who thinks that they can please a lady and be able to laugh at her jokes!!!!

Prostitution is legal and licensed in the state of Nevada so you wouldn't be breaking any laws.



Though maybe with the current lack of employment here in NC that some of you want to apply !!!!



Chris

p.s. Just read this on Yahoo.

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 09:04

As much as I enjoy the job Chris, I promised the wife I would give it up as my new year resolution.



It's a shame really, the extra money was handy.

I made $45.50 the last time and when the wife asked which miserly sod only had given me 50 cents, I told her "All of them"



Paul

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 09:13

Hope that wasn't all in the one night Paul or your life expectancy will be seriously decreasing !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Sure you are worth more than 50cents !!

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 09:15

My speciality is that I can breath through my ears

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 10:59

Re: Msg 4



You've been listening to that Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson song, haven't you, Mr. Vince!

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 12:16

Saw him in Glasgow 3 times. Bloody funny

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 12:19

The only way i know how to "please a lady"is buy her a new handbag!!lol

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 13:25

is a work permit available

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 14:31

Sex once or twice a week in winter can boost the immune system and reduce the chances of catching colds and flu, according to researchers at Wilkes University, Pennsylvania. So come on all you lot freezing in UK big chill. Go at it like a piggy to avoid swine flu.



They found it boosted levels of immunoglobulin A or IGA which binds to organisms that invade the body and then activates the immune system to destroy them.



Regular sex can even boost a woman’s sense of smell by triggering the release of a hormone called prolactin, according to scientists at Calgary University in Canada. At least she would then know when dinner was ready and burning.

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 14:45

That can't be right can it.



My wife and I never have sex in the winter and I always catch the flu when I am working away from home but she doesn't so the research must be faulty.

I can't think of any other reason, can you ??



[JOKE]

and another

Every time my wife goes on holiday, she gets preagnant, I think I should go with her next time, BOOM BOOM

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 14:59

Do you think that seeing as how regular sex is good for your health then the government in a bid to win votes could have it on prescription .Wonder if I might be able to get a repeat prescription.

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 15:08

Does that mean also that the unemployed, pregnant, single mothers, pensioners and under 16's would get the perscription for free.

If thats the case, some are too young, some are too old, some have all ready overdosed and some are just too lazy.



And being a scotsman myself I know of a few who would refuse to pay such a hefty price.

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
10/01/2010 16:59

I get all my scripts for free.