I am awarding myself Plonker of the week

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 11:35

Well this morning I finally did it, Suffering the effects of wine flu, I suppose really I shouldn't keep my Arko shaving cream next to my toothpaste.



But the stupid thing was I,d been brushing for at least a minute before I realised it wasn,t until I started to froth at the mouth.



And no comments about removing the hairs from my teeth.

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 11:51

That is a new one on me "WINE FLU" lol



WOULD THAT BE ALLOWABLE ON A SICK NOTE??????????

Baspinar Bob


Joined: 15/02/2008
Posts: 618

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 11:58

Johhny Lee



Don't be too hard on your self , you'r not the first, and i doubt very much you will be the last.



Bob.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 12:26

I think mine beats yours Johhny

I went with a friend to check out an apt, while there I helped myself to some oranges off their tree

never gave it a thought I had a long cardigan on with a hood, came home hung it up and wore it for a few days more, kept thinking to myself dont know why I bought one with a hood as they are so bulky when driving, Then I went for a coffee and took off my cardigan and said to myself why the bloody hell is this so hard on my back and LO AND BEHOLD I had an ORANGE including the long stalk in my jacket hood all week, people must have seen the stalk poking out, what a fool I felt when people in the cafe saw me taking it out of the hood, funny place to carry her oranges, red faced or what.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 12:37

I sprayed my underarms with polish, it was next to the deodorant!

everon


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 956

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 12:40

my hubby came out of the dentist's, walked to the car park, called at the supermarket for some shopping, drove home, then realised he still had the blue plastic shoe covers on!! Worst of all 'I' was with him!!!!!! x

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 14:08

I've mistaken fly spray for hairspray. Didn't do my hair much good, but at least it didn't have flies in it.



J

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 14:10

I came out of Marks & Spencer and couldn't find my car, two men came to help me I wrote the car number plate down and we all went off in different directions, I then came upon my husbands car, I had forgotton I had used his that day, egg on face!!

k8ty2210


Joined: 19/07/2008
Posts: 56

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 14:27

I had a panicked phone call from my husband,he had landed and had wandered round the car park for an hour looking for his car.

He said it had been nicked.

I asked him what car he was looking for ,

the Jag was his reply

but the silly sod had forgotten he'd sold it the day before he left and he'd gone in the new car the Peugeot !!!!!!!

Very embarrassed hubby hung up

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 15:18

a friend got married a few yrs ago,at the evening do at the hotel me and a friend covered his white ford sierra in toilet tissue,balloons(inflated johnnys!)shaving foam etc,they stayed at the hotel for the night,we only did over a guests car that was staying at the hotel!!ford made more than one white sierra!!it wasnt my mates car!)

measey


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 1037

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 15:28

Vicky.Never mind cherry blossom smells quite nice.



Keith.

biglugs


Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 157

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 16:42

Parked at Heathrow airport early one morning,picking up my parents,came back to the car park my car has gone,utter panic,pick up the emergency phone to report it stolen,mmmmmmmmmmmm i was on the wrong floor!!!!!!!!

charlotte55


Joined: 14/11/2008
Posts: 302

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 16:45

I once took a great gulp of supposedly cough medicine straight from the bottle!! in the middle of the night from my bedside table but it was TCP - I did not cough much after that I can tell you!!!

Charlotte

petsitter22


Joined: 01/12/2009
Posts: 74

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 19:42

oh I havent laughed so much.............. keep um coming p l e a s e

spangles


Joined: 22/10/2008
Posts: 411

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 19:59

Did some last minute shopping in Marks and Spencer before going on holiday the following day. Opened my suitcase, in Jamaica, to find a pack of Frankfurters.



I have also sprayed my hair with deodorant - not recommended - and left the dentist still wearing the goggles.

Otherwise I'm quite normal. Honest!

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 21:18

I once brought over an artificial Christmas tree for my late mum. It was boxed up and came in two parts that slotted together.

When I spoke to mum that Christmas she excitedly told me that there had been two trees in the box and had given the spare one (the bottom half) to her best friend. I don't think either had realised.

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 22:26

Message 2 I have suffered with Wine Flu for many years now , normally 2 or 3 times a week.



I was going to ask Nurse Awful if she could give me somthing for it, but I think she gets it as well.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 22:28

johhny we all suffer that here xxx

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 22:28

Look on the bright side- the shaving cream could have been ointment for your Farmer Giles

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 23:04

hi arthur that farmer giles cream can also get rid of bags under your eyes for a short while. To all of you who have used polish etc i constantly do it with the blinking air freshner. must remove it from the bathroom. It doesnt half sting x

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
16/01/2010 23:48

While one of our friends was staying with us,

we went out shopping and left him by the pool.



While we were out, he got a headache.

He found our medicine box,

and took a pill for the headache.



When we got back, he told us that he had taken one of the pills for his sore head.

He also said...



"they're big pills you've got, and they had a wax sort of flavour"



My wife and I both looked at each other and burst out laughing....



They were suppositories, for up your BUM!!! ))) ))) )))



Bought by mistake!



We still have a good laugh about it.

Navek

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
17/01/2010 16:42

Hi Lilli, if your applying your Nobby Stiles oitment to your eyes it,s probably a good idea to use the other hand