Official record of why Tony B was barred from Tescos in 2009

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
18/01/2010 21:20

June 15: Put 24 boxes of condoms randomly in people's

trolleys when they weren't looking

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

July 7 Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine

products aisle.

July 19 Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

'Code 3' in housewares and watched what happened.

October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the

Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the

antidepressants were.

November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled

'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

November 21 When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed

the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

November 23: Went into a fitting room, waited 3 minutes and yelled, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
18/01/2010 21:23

where do you get them from ivor

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
18/01/2010 21:27

hilarious!!!!





DD

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
18/01/2010 21:29

A nutty mate in Bahrain

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/01/2010 21:37

Brilliant!