Joke: You never know when you're time is up

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
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Message Posted:
30/01/2010 19:37

A 54 year old woman had

a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she

Asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to

Live.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had

Someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she

Had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of

it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing

The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had

Another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the

Ambulance?



God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you.