john terry jokes , come on theres loads of em

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:21

whats all the fuss about john terry ?



kevin and tyrone are still working together at the garage !

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:24

john terry as done sod all wrong



all coaching manuals state: if the full back leaves a hole, its the centre backs job to fill it!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:33

A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone.

When the police ask him to explain,

he says:









"I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:35

John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama.



It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

TimothyCadman


Joined: 13/12/2007
Posts: 1040

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:41

Chelsea, Chelsea wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John terry. His Dad steals coke, his Mum steals tea and he cried when missed a penalty.

Chelsea, Chelsea wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry. He cannot shoot and cannot pass but he'll take your misses right up the a**.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:41

The England team have voted for Terry to keep his place in the World Cup squad. With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him left behind.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:42

What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common?

They both should've stayed at Southampton



What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goal post?

They've both been banged by John Terry

TheScarlets



Joined: 14/04/2009
Posts: 877

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:50

Don't know what the fuss is all about with John Terry



Any football coach will tell you when a full back leaves a hole it's the centre half's job to fill it

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:51

sing along ....

cheleeeeea where ever you may be, dont leave your wife with john terry ,

could be worse , he could be scouse , hed sh-g your wife and rob your house

rdsteve


Joined: 01/03/2009
Posts: 187

Message Posted:
05/02/2010 23:52

Wayne Bridge gave his girlfriend a Cadburysc hocolate in the shape of his penis. She said it was ok but would rather have Terry's