"Joke" For valentine,s day

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 13:46

An elderly senior couple were invited to an old friends home for dinner one

evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to

her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,

Pumpkin, etc.





The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still

very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend

leaned over to her host to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these

years, you still call your husband all those loving pet names'.



The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said,

'His name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the

cranky old asshole what his name is.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
13/02/2010 13:47

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smithy


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Message Posted:
13/02/2010 16:22

Great one )