Joke: More Nuns at the Pearly Gates

IvorBankloan



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Message Posted:
15/02/2010 05:48

3 Nuns at the pearly gates. St Peter said I understand you girls were very good on earth so I’m going to send you back and have more fun this time.



Mother Mary who would you like to go back as?

Oh errr Joan Collins, she had looks, wealth and men.

St Peter ticks it off in his big black book and said off you go and enjoy.



Mother Geraldine who would you like to go back as?

Katie Price, not much upstairs but all those men.

St Peter ticks it off in his big black book and said off you go then..



Mother Rosemary, who would you like to be?

I want to be Sarah Pippealinie, I heard about her on the radio in the Vatican, she must have had a wonderful time.

St Peter thumbed through his big black book but found no reference so he asked Mother Rosemary to describe who she was.

Well I heard she was laid by 3000 men in 6 weeks and I’d like some of that.

Mother Rosemary said St Peter, the news report your refer to was in fact about the

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