bungalow

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 17:39

more importantly wyn , have you finished painting the bungalow , or are you taking a breather , wishing that she who must be obeyed will bring you an efes or two

regards , simbas

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 17:54

simbas,



She is a hard woman. Taking her mother shopping at present. G&T time in 15 minuttes.

Painted half a window though!



She wants to move in the villa with me, (if it ever gets finished) but I am hoping to shove her into a twilight home, if I can find a cheap one down the Karpaz. You don't know of one do you? .I want the full works...electric fence. etc,. to stop her escaping.



Any way to more pressing matters. Have you seen Ians posting? Seems that we have tracked that HOT HORNET down. I will be going over there soon, and I will be talking

to that whippersnapper. What a Sunday, you and I had. Gave my good lady a turn of the

vapours. Cost me a fortune, to get her counselled!



Oh well. Must go outside with a paintbrush in my hand before she returns. She who shall

be obeyed, is not a woman to cross. (bit like that HH I guess.)



Toodlepips.



wyn

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 19:28

hi wyn,why have you painted half a window,could you not have painted the window frame instead,or doe"s that come after the next G@T lol

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 19:56

cruggs,



I asked but no one told me.. Her indoors says I'm an idiot. I thought the bricks looked nice pink.



Anyway, her mother says that I never kept her daughter to the style that she had become

accustomed. I told her that you can't get Woodbines any more.



I suppose that I will have to go out for the night with them two scottish geezers, wackyjim and Jock!. Bad lot them two. Can't look you in the eye! I know I will end up paying!



Then theres that Diamond Gal and that phylray. Watch em. Its the bloody scots mafia.

Trying to take over this board like Our Supreme Leader Brown took over the UK Government

Right mess they made of that!. I reckon that we should have that HOT HORNET for Prime

Minister of the UK. That would liven the little sods up down in Westminster.



Got to go. They have just bought me a nice milky drink. I reckon its all the worry of buying a property in The TRNC without the ammendment to the Specific Performance Law of 1885

that has turned my head.



Good night friends,



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:43

Chris,



Help! Theres just not enough room in the hut!



I thought we were friends!



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:52

Dodger,



I know that you are under the thumb, and her indoors has told you that you could'nt go

on the board during this weeks holiday..........but we miss you..........and I need your support. You might be sitting in the sun guzzleing Efes.....but some of us are having hard times. They are trying to take me away.......



I've told them I will not come quietly!



Littlenige is out to get me. I think he has a bee in his bonnet!



I must sign the petition to get the ammendment to The Specific Performance Law 1885



before they drag me off. DO IT NOW!.



wyn





Sign the petition

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 01:15

Sign....Ammendment to The Specific Performance Law.......TODAY......Please.



wyn

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 10:17

hi wyn , sorry late reply , went out partying with some old friends had a wild time { actually it was a quite meal in a brazilian restaurant } sounds good though does'nt ! did'nt have a g & t because i was driving , so i had to watch my friends getting a little worse for wear { it was agony } but the w/e is coming so hey i'm planning on quite a few large g & ts .lady wyn sounds as if she has her hands full with you around , i bet you need watching every minute of the day , it must be a full time job for her , how long is it going to take you to paint the bungalow wyn ? eh ! saw ian's post , so the queen is a drone ! , very interesting i wonder what the pretence is all about ,c'mon hh come clean and stop us all from wondering , well off soon to do my voluntary work , so you try and behave yourself for the rest of the day ,

regards , simbas

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 10:24

Simbas,



I suppose you are right. I will try and finish the window today.



wynded.

Hot Hornet


Joined: 03/06/2008
Posts: 343

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 11:18

ha ha so you spotted it eh! After my magnificant entrance to this forum, I felt it would lead to many man hunts to find me and swat me down if I gave myself away!

Incidentally wynyardman and anyone else for that matter, on a serious note, the company I am working for are considering entering into the market here with a retirement village here in the TRNC, with full medical facilities, 24/7 on call assistance, community facilities, activities etc etc.

Do you think this is something that might be of interest to a wider audience of people? There is nothing of this nature here, and would be interested to hear what you all think.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 12:18

HH,



Is this a return windup?



Are you suggesting that I should be in a secure unit? Is there an Electric fence.?



Now The Lady Wyn is in need of this level of support. Is it cheap.? She does'nt eat much.

A raw carrot now and then! Would she be able to bring her bejewelled zimmer, and Mickey Mouse earmuffs? Is it escape proof.



Anyway now we have found you, you would be wasted in such employment. We think that you would make a good Prime Minister for the UK.



Liven up those fiddling little sods,in Westminster!



If however that is a serious question, sounds a brilliant suggestion to me.



Take care you little whippersnapper until I can have a word or two with you!



wynyardman

Hot Hornet


Joined: 03/06/2008
Posts: 343

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 12:29

ah wynyardman you are a wicked man!

no wind up it is not, seriously considering offering this to the more mature generation, but not carrots no, far to expensive to feed them those!

I will post more once its ready to go live which should be soon, and we can start to market. Interesting concept don't you think?

However, one more brainstorming question - re locations in TRNC - do you think elderly people would not worry about wanting to leave the 'village' if there was enough to do, or do you think the location should be more centralised so that they can get out and about a bit more?

Serious responses only please!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 13:08

Hi Hot Hornet,



Please promise me, that you are not going to put in small beds, and do vasectomies, without

anaesthetic, and we will take you seriously.



wyn.

Hot Hornet


Joined: 03/06/2008
Posts: 343

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 14:53

think you've had too many g&ts already today haven't you??!!

be serious and read the other thread and respond in a mature and respsonsible fashion, should you not be too sozzled! X

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 16:50

HH,



Never have a drink before the witching hour 4.00 pm I told you Sunday Chill my friend.



Now then I did say that I thought that it was a brilliant idea. Not quite ready myself just yet



but my initial gut instinct is, that there would be a market for such a facility.



Please don't ask me to be mature and responsible. I am much too young for that. As you



will have guessed though, I did marry an older much more mature type, "Her who shall



be obeyed.



Take care,



wyn.

Hot Hornet


Joined: 03/06/2008
Posts: 343

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 17:01

hhaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa! tickled by that!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
13/06/2008 19:51

where is wyn , do you think she who must be obeyed { lady wyn } has banned him coming on the forum , until he's finished painting the bungalow !, will he survive the ordeal ? , i wonder ! cant someone who lives near him dash round with some efes or g&t oh yes and a black pudding to keep up his strength ,and some encouragement just to let him know we are thinking about him

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
13/06/2008 21:37

Gee thanks Simbas,



I'm OK thank you. I'm not a very good painter! She who shall be obeyed, watches me on Google Earth, says she can see the paint splashes on the pavement!



I love her really, its in her genes you know. Sad! (mothers side)

Enjoy your weekend and your G&Ts. It must be very nice being rich, Missie Simbas

Are you driving tonight? I wish we could afford petrol.



wynd