Football .........Man U agree 85 mill for their best player

donga


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Message Posted:
17/02/2010 13:21

"Real Madrid to offer record £85 million for Man Utd striker ‘Own Goal’"



Real Madrid have today risked the wrath of Manchester United manager Sir

Alex Ferguson by planning an audacious world record bid for prolific

Manchester United striker “Own Goal”.



With 10 goals already this season, Goal is Manchester United’s 2nd top

scorer, two ahead of perpetually sedated Bulgarian hitman Dimitar Berbatov.



Goal, who regularly partners fellow Utd striker “Dodgy Injury Time

Winner” up front, is thought to be flattered by the interest from the

Spanish giants.



Own Goal’s agent, Paul Stretford, told reporters, “Of course he’s

flattered, but he’s a United player and he’s very happy here.”



“And apart from that, I’m not sure there are many defences as dire as

Portsmouth’s in La Liga, so he may not get the same service in Spain.”



Interest



Real Madrid are understood to have been put on high alert after Own

Goal’s spectacular hat-trick against Portsmouth last weekend.



Spanis

donga


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Message Posted:
17/02/2010 13:25

Spanish paper Marca have reported that Own Goal is the number one target

for Madrid this summer, with Madrid’s president Perez quoted as saying,

“You know I don’t like to talk about other clubs and their players, but

I’ll do everything I can to get Manchester United’s Own Goal this summer.”



“Despite reaching double figures for the season after banging in another

at Villa Park this week, I actually hope he hits a dry spell for the

rest of the season - then we won’t have to pay as much as we did for

that greasy, diving, moaning little degenerate last summer.”



Praise



Berbatov, who has so far failed to impress at his time at United, has

nothing but praise for his fellow striker.



“The manager demands that we score, and Own Goal has come a long way

this season, he’s a pleasure to play with, as it means I have to run

even less - so I’m obviously chuffed,” concluded the only man alive who

makes the Panda look hyperactive.



United’s top scorer, Wayne Rooney, wants to see

donga


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Message Posted:
17/02/2010 13:26

Own Goal - whose

nationality isn’t certain - declare himself for England and play in this

years World Cup.



“Heskey, Defoe and Crouch, the three of them can **** off, I want to

play up top with Ownie,” said Rooney.



Sir Alex Ferguson however, is understood to be fuming at Real Madrid,

who have yet again disrupted one of his best players in mid season.



“I wouldn’t sell that mob Own Goal” he was understood to have said.



“He’s our player and playing him means we don’t have to play that little

scouser Michael Owen, which is a result” concluded the fiery Scot.



LOLZ

dozza67


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 607

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 15:40

That has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. And I am a Man United fan. Own Goal has played brilliantly for us this season - long may he reign.

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 19:21

own goal should do well at madrid next season along side torres and gerrard,

CJtill


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Posts: 836

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 20:12

Though own goal has had a good run so far, Space Hopper is due to return from a deflated ego, and will be turning out for Sunderland at the Emirates this weekend.

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 20:32

small donga , just go and swich on the radio and tune to talk sport , all day they have been drooling over manchester united . but you wont as the truth hurts .



dont forget the fallen are on chanell five tomorrow night ( the has beens cup ) its a new comp for lesser clubs that are not up to champions league standard

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 20:38

We signed that french singer but her 99 balloons failed to score

Wish we could afford him what a difference he'd make but we don't live beyond our means

One of the only clubs to operate without an Overdraft don't spend what you can't afford



GREAT JOKE THOUGH LOL

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 20:50

donga , what you smokin mate ? its 3-2 to the red devils ,and we are away ? GAMES OVER ,

donga


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Posts: 272

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 20:55

wondered when tweedle dee & tweedle dum would show up (mess 5 & 7)



so easy to wind up.





Man united.............. more evidence last night that they are without doubt a one man team.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 21:32

donga

mess 5 always is here if you want to chat.

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
17/02/2010 23:38

Mess 5 and 7



Obviously need a sense of humour injection



Saddo's

clayton


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Message Posted:
18/02/2010 19:58

newscoop

whats sad about mess5.the liverfool fan who wrote it is trying to be sarcastic,dont you think thats sad.plus whats it got to do with you what i put.

donga


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Posts: 272

Message Posted:
18/02/2010 20:56

Maybe Clayton, it is because you & a few others on here are so "touchy" about MAN U & take it all to heart ??



I know that's why I like winding some of you up. You love to give it but you really can't take it & your reply to Newscoop just proves my point.



No doubt Andy F (bet he hasn't seen my post in the pantomime about him yet) will be along shortly with his handbag .........................................................



I was just about to post this & Newlad pops up with another post about Liverpool which now makes him a "Saddo"

according to your logic does it not ?? I suppose it won't cos there's one rule for manu fans & one rule for the rest of us.



Anyway, to be fair to the others on here who are sick of reading these posts this is my last one in regards to football. And for that reason, I'm out.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
18/02/2010 23:25

donga

dont take things to heart,its called banter.you dont wind me up its the way things should be between utd and liverpool fans.its the people who jump on the band wagon that gets me.we will always get this,because we are the most succesfull clubs.dont get me wrong i hate liverpool just like liverpool hate utd,but i hate the crap from wastelands a thousand times more.keep on posting its your football club.its all about football,i have a lot of dealings with scousers who have become close friends.if you were in nc id get you a beer hopefully youd do the same,lets just make sure its not on the day we play each other.my cousin supports the crap from wastelands we fight like cat and dog on derby day newlad can support this,he was there last year with us.

m.u.f.c.

tamand


Joined: 23/07/2009
Posts: 240

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 01:30

well said clayton, its a game of football, not a world war (2 most) and I loved the original post from Donga well thought out, my best mates a blue and im a red he calls me scum on a matchday and ive got a worse name for him but at the end of the day were mates

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 01:20

tamand

at the end of the day,everybody sticks up for their club.what some poeple do is making the mistake of slagging the person,rather then slagging the team.thats when things can get out of hand.i try not to do this unless someone has something to say about me personally.saddos,comes to mind.

m.u.f.c.

keep the red flag flying

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 21:20

it looks like we have to be nice to each other.lets all meet in nc for the world cup and see what plants we could swap with each other.newlad,hope you got back from the game ok.lol

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 21:51

Come on Blackpool we will give you all a good game if we get promoted..............

clayton


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Message Posted:
20/02/2010 22:06

donga

nice 1

greylag


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Message Posted:
23/02/2010 23:38

2-0 two headers from Rooney.Hows Clayton,Clayton.

greylag


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Message Posted:
23/02/2010 23:50

3-0 Owen taps in,

Grey.

clayton


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Message Posted:
24/02/2010 19:19

greylag

feeling better now mate

greylag


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Message Posted:
24/02/2010 19:24

Went to the Everton game at the week-end.Only one team in it for alot of the game,

Grey.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
24/02/2010 20:46

newlad went also.grey

greylag


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Message Posted:
24/02/2010 20:52

Clayton,

It was bad mate but it didnt make me go grey,lol