Where did the Little in littlenige come from?

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 20:59

I just wondered? HH any thoughts?



wyn

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:08

This you stirring up a hornets nest????



You old scallywag!!!!!

PtePike



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Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:19

"Little" chance of getting anything less than straight talking from Nige. He gets my vote.

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:24

Get the drinks in wacky. ( see folks I got that in first)



I think this could be a long night! Have always favoured the under....person!



I thought you would be greasing around old Trump to stash a few more million in the JR!



I see your mate Graham has piped down! Boom! Boom!



wyn

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:27

Nige was so clever at school that he kept getting patted on the head, as a result, he ended up a little shorter than some, or more worryingly, does it refer to his old avatar wearing the blue thong??

Only Nige knows the real answer.

dalartokat


Joined: 14/04/2008
Posts: 734

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:40

Do we have to wonder? bit frightened if it gets below the belt!!!!!

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:42

You old Humbug



Your demise will be very sweet indeed come D-Day in September... Jock and I will make sure you eat your very words along with some very special matured blackpudding which will use to fill any other wynd producing orifice that you may have on your being.



You have been warned!!!!!



Jim

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:45

Wow,



Bit early on for this kind of chat is it not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





DG

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:49

Dg

Not really..Old Wyn boy needs his sleep, I would have thought its horlicks time for him!!!!!

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:53

Lol,



Its not late! Anyone been watching the Euro 2008 as yet, cracking

game last night. Greece v Sweden just kicked off.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:54

In answer to the question from my toes this morning " thnks pat " lol follow that one please lol

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:55

Yep



Just started to watch it ...catch up with you later

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 21:58

Right guys, think we should all explain our nick names and how

we came about them.



Ive explained mine, over to you .........................................

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:05

Dg



I'm watching the football...but if you must know I'm a drug dealer!!



Jim

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:09

I met one of the guys off the boards also calle dnige ( he is a nice guy to) any way he made me look slim so I am little nige.



By the way thanks to te board member that got the people at club semina to sing happy birthday to me on sunday...................



Well done I am not 49 for a few months yet but the joke was in good taste

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:09

Real man from Wynyard.......need I say more!



Watch you step wackyjim Wacky Ha! Ha! Ha! 24th Sept son!



wyn

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:10

Really, bit handsome for a drug dealer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy the game.



Catch you later



DG

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:14

Hi Nige,



Must say you dont look 49 ! Must be all the clean Cypriot air !

Have a great birthday when is comes round.



DG

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:16

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks d/g



YOU SEE IT IS A NICE BOARD





desite me arriving via Barrowford ???



Where ??



bb98tg

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:20

just off the A682, anywhere near Oaklands Ave?

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:20

Its true, us Scots or Jocks as everyone else likes to call us are a nice

bunch !!!! (Honest)

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:36

If i was flying reading this.....I would be reaching for the bag!



The only good thing to come out of Scotland is the A1.



wyn

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:41

Oh Wyn



You have gone and hurt my feelings now !!!!!

Us Jocks are OK and you know it !! (admit it go on)

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:45

Wyn you greasy pork scratching



I would gladly be your pilot...no need for the sick bag just a dodgy parachute

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:51

Well Wyn,



So upset am I that is the last time I shall offer you my Company's

finest for your painting by numbers project !...................................



DG

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 22:58

DG, When I reccommended you to my favourite hotel I didnt tell you everything.



EVERY NIGHT after dinner, the head waiter asked me and The Lady Wyn had enjoyed our meal. Every night I said no, and that I wanted my money back .Every night we exploded

laughing and the Head waiter put his hand in his pocket and gave me money. Other guests looked on aghast.



Now I am not sure, if you can reach this extreme level of sense of humour. It may well border on insanity, but my goodness it makes for a good holiday.



After dinner the ladies retired at a seemly hour, whilst the men had brandy and cigars.!



I have seen you toadying up to Wackyjim, and I know that he is not up to THE challenge.



Are you with the men or the boys? The wee willies give us Black Country lads no concerns.



In a nut shell "Do you want to be in our Gang. No time for sissies.



wyn.

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:08

Wyn wrote:

"Do you want to be in our Gang"



John, I'd be careful comming out with lines like that, last bloke who did thought silver platform were fashionable, and ended up in the nick, though he did actually say 'my not our'

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:10

WYN



One is pulling your leg ! Sense of humour, YES I have one (thankfully)



Can I play with the big boys ? YOU BET ! I work in a 90% male

dominated and may I add sexist environemtn, have done for the

last 19 years ! If I was THAT sensitive I would have been out on my

a..e long ago !!!!!!

Bring it on !!!



pss I was serious on the offer of rollers ! The Company I work for makes

them !



Donna

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:12

God ! my spelling now ! ENVIRONMENT it should have read.

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:13

Now Now Wyn!!!



I 'm watching the football just now but your drivel compels me to respond



Blood is thicker than water...so DG is ours...hands OFF!!!



Whilst you have packed off the good ladies to their beds to allow you to endulge in your brandy and cigars we will be at my place in the hot tub ,music on, a bottle or two of Moet .......just no contest!!!



Sweden just scored ....what a shot!!!

Chris


Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:15

Are we back to the original topic now, talking about the 'wee willies'??



(I AM APOLOGISING NOW BEFORE EVERYBODY SHOUTS AT ME!)





Love,

Chris

Chris


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Posts: 454

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:16

Bugger, how did Bradus get in before me- I type really fast!!



Chris

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:21

I'm glad Sweden scored, because you have no chance with THAT patter.



Where I come from a half of Banks'es Mild and a bag of scratchings did the trick.!



Black Pudding if they wanted twins.



PS At one time I couldn't wait for them to get their stockings off.



Now I can wait while they knit them!

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:25

DG,



Give up on him......All talk and sporran!



Now these rollers that you make Rolls Royce? Rolex?



If its hair rollers I am out!



wyn

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:26

Wyn,



HAIR ROLLERS ???? NO !



Sheepskin, Mohair, Short Pile, Long Pile ......

Are we interested yet ?



DG

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:26

Wyn





I give up ...have to say I cant compete with your passion or romantic skills almost as good as Andy Capp!!!!



Cheers



Jim

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:28

Now Jim,



Dont dash off, this is just getting interesting, how many does your

hot tub sit ??? LOL



Do we bring a bottle or do you supply ?????

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:39

Dg



Its the deluxe version!!! You and I can try it out first and perhaps send a pic to the Hovis boy so he can see that were the real deal!!!!



Don't worry about bringing a bottle i always keep a good supply of bubbly well chilled for special occasions !!



Jim

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:45

Thats sounds fun ! Pls note however, bubbly has to be the good stuff

a KAVA girl I aint !!!! Oh and can I bring Diamond Geezer !!!



DG

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/06/2008 23:48

Only the best will do!!!



Diamond Geezer no problem!!!

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 00:08

I see Wyn has gone quiet ???? Are you with us Wyn ????

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 00:10

Must have bored him with all my rollers !!!!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 00:26

Quiet? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back.?



No I was just posting on another thread with Bradus. Intellectual posting!



wacky sounds a bit posh. We used to keep the coal in the bath.



When you said rollers, I thought you meant Gold Plated Rolls Royce or Gold Rolex.



When you said Diamond Girl, I thought diamond studded.



Sheepskin? You could refurbish Jocks sporran. Don't catch your fingers on the padlock.



If you ever fancy a diamond lifestyle, I have told you how us Black Country Lads treat a



woman. Proper thats how!



Mrs Wyn is going to bed. Water bottle, sun ray lamp and Mickey Mouse earmuffs. Just asked



what I wanted for breakfast. How do you like them, fried or boiled. Oh hell. I think I will



sleep on the sofa.



wyn

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 00:31

Oh dear, get the feeling your narked with me Wyn.



Diamond I am in heart and soul.



Rollers, make and sell them for a living amonst other things.



Diamond lifestyle, I like the simple things in life, good health, good

food and good friends.



Intellectual postings? what you see is what you get.



Have a good nights sleep on the sofa.



DG

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 00:45

Champagne in wackys hotub How can I compete with that.



I have been posting all night on Bradus........



Would you buy again if you knew what you know now. This posting in between.



You just look after Diamond Geezer, he sounds to me like the right stuff.



We shall meet, hopefully in September, and I shall buy you many wines, also Diamond



Geezer Many pints...But that wackyjim and Jock!.Something of the night about them two.



wyn

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 00:49

Just make sure its White Wine, and DRY !!!!!! (Like me)



Diamond geezer likes Brandy Sours but he can buy his own.



Love to meet you and Mrs Wyn in September if we can we shall.



Take care, Nite.



Donna x

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 01:10

Donna,



I shall have my man Zube put a bottle of Cankaya on ice when you go over.



Brandy Sours for the big boy.



sweet dreams you both,



John

Diamond Gal


Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
11/06/2008 01:12

And you Wyn.



Donna