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negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
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Message Posted:
18/02/2010 17:27

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A man had a sex change to become a woman.



His mate asks, "didn't it hurt when they chopped yer meat and two veg off?"



He replied, "not as much as when they shrank my brain and widened my gob"



negativenick


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18/02/2010 17:33

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A woman applied to join the Police force.



The Sergeant doing the interview said: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."



Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he said: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."



"Why the rabbit?" said the woman.





"Great attitude," said the Sergeant, "when can you start?"



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