Getting old.................

Ernest


Joined: 22/10/2009
Posts: 54

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 10:47

Top 10 Signs You're Over The Hill



1. When you sleep, people worry you're dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and aren't breaking any laws.

4. You wear black socks with sandals.

5. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

8. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

9. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

10. You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 11:06

Well thanks for that Ernest! I just ticked every box! Think I'll go get a bit of sun on my old bones!

Ernest


Joined: 22/10/2009
Posts: 54

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 11:08

My pleasure...



I can see 50 FAST approaching... god help us all

everon


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 956

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 11:08

what about,when you are ignored by the kids giving out 'flyers' for the 'newest/hottest bar' lol!!!!!!!!!!! x

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 11:23

3 rules for older men.



1. Always use the toilet when you have the chance.

2. Don't waste a hard-on.

3. Never trust a fart.

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
19/02/2010 11:36

Very good Vaughan, if i wrote that id get banned again, i hope you get away with it..