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Chris
Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 08:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| How to deal with male sexual harrassment
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)
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simbas
Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 10:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| oh brilliant chris , |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 10:42 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| Chris,
Thats sexist!
You needn't think you are putting that up in our builders hut.!
wynyardman |
Zuhre
Joined: 25/05/2008
Posts: 72
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 11:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| Very good Chris. I would like to say I must remember those, but can't remember last time I was chatted up! |
boyzi
Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 11
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 16:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| top dollar...
as a single bloke and a joker i must say if i hand any of them said to me.
i woulnt know what to say...
well funny... |
boyzi
Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 11
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 17:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
|
had |
elko2
Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400
Message Posted:
11/06/2008 18:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| I thought they were good for a laugh but non were realistic answers |
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