Joke:

Jetski


Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 584

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 14:54

Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP buying a large bag of Purina dog food

for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me

asked if I had a dog.



What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have

little to do, on impulse I told her that

no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I

added that I probably shouldn’t, because I

ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I

woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices

and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one

or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete

so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now

enthralled with my story.)

Jetski


Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 584

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 14:56

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an

Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was

laughing so hard.



I'm now banned from the Co-op.



Better watch what you ask retired people.



They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.









Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

food

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 15:02

nice one jetski.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 16:19

what a great joke thanks for sharing it with us )

japeal



Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 1052

Message Posted:
20/02/2010 17:23

great joke, but this was on site about 6 weeks ago