Goerdie joke (dont look if easily offended)

stockiefan


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 574

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 09:34

53,000 shirtless Geordies meet in sub zero temperatures at St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" convention.



Alan Shearer addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please". To loud applause Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.



Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, "Eighteen!"



Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start

chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"





Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance".





So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"





Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.



Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying.





But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their han

stockiefan


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 574

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 09:40

shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?"

Silence hangs over the stadium.







Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"



Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and

scream..................



Give him another chance, Give him another chance!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 09:44

Brilliant! )

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 10:46

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you B#####d

Marvo


Joined: 30/04/2007
Posts: 194

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 11:36

Quasimodo is running down the street followed by a bunch of screaming 8 year old's. Suddenly he turns round and say's to them 'how many times do I have to tell you, I haven't got your f**kin ball'

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 12:23

Are Pink Floyd on Facebook?



I want to write on The Wall.

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
23/02/2010 12:30

lol lol lol