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Pugsey
Joined: 22/03/2008
Posts: 173
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 00:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 14 in Discussion |
| wonder how many ladies looked????
I didn't of course. |
Chris
Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 00:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 14 in Discussion |
| I thought it was hilarious!!
John is checking his balls!!!
(Big game of golf this weekend!!
Chris |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 00:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 14 in Discussion |
| It makes a change from Cyprus politics and postings about dodgy titles etc!!! |
pilgrim
Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 00:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 14 in Discussion |
| In a similar vain
Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf or Tiger, says 'top o the mornin to yer sir' Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. 'What are those?' asks the attendant."They're called tees, they're for resting my balls when I'm driving" says Tiger. "fxxc me" says the irishman"BMW think of everything!" |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 00:41 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 14 in Discussion |
| Nice one!!!!!Pilgrim |
Pugsey
Joined: 22/03/2008
Posts: 173
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 00:51 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 14 in Discussion |
| well maybe a little peek. lol |
brian24001
Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 19:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 14 in Discussion |
| Wonder of that was the same petrol station in Ireland that a chap drove into in his Aston.
Pump attendant said "top of the mornin' sir, nice car, I could never afford one like that, what do you do for a living?"
Driver said "yes it is very nice, I'm fortunate enough to be a Captain of a large passenger liner, I work for Cunard"
Pump attendand said " I work f##k'un 'ard aswell, but i'll never affors a car like that" |
McSteviet
Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 20:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 14 in Discussion |
| Excellent, keep them cumming
MC |
Bradus
Joined: 25/02/2007
Posts: 2641
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 21:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 14 in Discussion |
| THE TITLE WAS LIKE A MAGNET FOR ALL WOMEN. pERHAPS THE QUESTION IS WHICH WOMENT HAVE NOT LOOKED? |
SteveAustin
Joined: 10/03/2008
Posts: 202
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 23:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 14 in Discussion |
| A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?'
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone. |
SteveAustin
Joined: 10/03/2008
Posts: 202
Message Posted:
13/06/2008 23:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 14 in Discussion |
| Quickest way to stop a woman giving bl**jobs.
Marrry her.
Mike. |
Diamond Gal
Joined: 22/05/2008
Posts: 73
Message Posted:
14/06/2008 00:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 14 in Discussion |
| Hi wackyjim, diamond geezer here, liked the penis song, needed a laugh after a hellish week, Diamond girl begged me to come and listen to it to cheer me and it worked a treat.
Thanks
diamond geezer |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760
Message Posted:
14/06/2008 00:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 14 in Discussion |
| D Geezer
Glad you enjoyed it
Cheers
Jim |
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