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Mindy



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25/02/2010 23:52

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My friends wife left him a week ago....



She said she was going out for a pint of milk and hasn't been seen since.

I asked 'How are you coping'? He said..

Not too bad, I have been using that powdered stuff....



One day little Jonny hears a noise and peeks into his parents bedroom to check it out. He finds his Mum bent over the dresser and Dad going at it behind her, his Dad sees Jonny and winks.

Afterwards Dad goes to check on Jonny, he finds Grandma bent over the dresser and Jonny going at it from behind her.

Dad yells, 'What the hell are you doing'????

To which Jonny winks and replies, 'Not so funny when its your Mum is it'?



deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
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Message Posted:
26/02/2010 09:31

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HA HA HA HA...I love jokes Mindy but I am useless at telling them.



smithy


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Message Posted:
26/02/2010 10:01

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Great jokes, thanks Minday ) )



No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
26/02/2010 10:44

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As Jock would say - Filth! very good! )



billyboy1


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Message Posted:
26/02/2010 10:56

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How disgusting????





But good..thanks



TopTen


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Message Posted:
26/02/2010 11:10

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Why are women like clouds?

Eventually they f#*k off and its a really nice day.



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What’s the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.



rattler



Joined: 13/08/2009
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Message Posted:
26/02/2010 11:48

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i went to kyrenia zoo the other day, never again,

all they had in the zoo was a little dog............

it was a shitzu !!



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