[SNAILS] How to fight them?

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 13:35

If you want to get rid of snails (in a more or less biological way): fill a cup with beer or milk and place it where you have (too many) snails. They love these drinks and drown in them.

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 13:39

Or just play the French Anthem

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 13:40

Just stamp on them!! )

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2918

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 13:42

Thanks Bill, just put my boot through the window dohhh!!

Vidal


Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 867

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 13:42

Can you get your leg that high No1

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 13:46

) ) )

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 14:00

No1Doyen: (...) Just stamp on them!! (...)

=> Yeah! You're welcome to do that, Bill. I've hundreds of them (really!) in the wall box with my electric meter...

P.S. I promise to make pictures (but only when it's dry again)...

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 14:04

.....I've hundreds of them (really!).....



No wonder if you giving away free beer Hans.

They will be looking for the free buffet now

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 14:33

Before you know it he will be giving them a karaoke.

tarry67


Joined: 16/05/2008
Posts: 1053

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 15:06

I had a snail knock at my door and ask for some water so I kicked it down the path. One week later there was another knock at my door and the snail was there again. I said what do you want again and he said "what did you do that for".....

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 15:09

tarry67

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 17:00

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.

The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 17:03

An extremely upset tortoise crawls into a police station.



"I've been robbed by a marauding gang of snails," he cries to the officers.



"Calm down," says a cop. "Just tell us everything that happened, to the best of your memory."



"That's difficult," says the tortoise. "It all happened so fast!"

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
26/02/2010 17:24

When I was 10, I learned that snails can actually fly.



Yes really!











I was in the garden with my catapault,............