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swannee7


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06/03/2010 18:17

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A man from Poland moved to Britain and eventually married an English lass. His English was far from perfect but they got along well till he went to a lawyer asking for a divorce, "very quick." The lawyer advised him it would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: 'Have you any grounds ?'

Man: 'Tak, acre and half, nice little home.'

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of your case?'

Man: 'It made of concrete.'

Lawyer: ' Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'

Man: 'Tak, we have hi-fidelity, setero and good DVD player.'



(cont'd)



swannee7


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Message Posted:
06/03/2010 18:22

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cont'd.





Lawyer: 'Does your wife beat you up?'

Man: 'No, I always up before she.'

Lawyer: 'Why do you want this divorce?'

Man: 'She going to kill me.'

Lawyer: 'What makes you think that?'

Man: 'Easy. I got proof. She going to poison me. She buy botgtle at Tescos and put on shelf in bathroom and it say.......







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