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TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 13:06

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'OLD' IS WHEN....

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'



'OLD' IS WHEN....

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.



'OLD' IS WHEN....

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.







'OLD' IS WHEN....

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .



'OLD' IS WHEN....

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.



'OLD' IS WHEN....

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.



'OLD' IS WHEN....

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom



NCMan



Joined: 19/09/2009
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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 13:09

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Brilliant,



I THINK I CAN RELATE TO A FEW OF THOSE.



mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 14:52

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If you are old:

Never pass a toilet

Never trust a fart

Never waste an erection



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