Chinese Takeaway last night

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 09:43

Went into chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said. "wot do you do for a riving?

I said, "what do i do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."

So the chinese chap says, "go on then, change colour."

I said, no! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."

So then he says, "tell me a joke, make me raff."

I said, "you want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"

Just then his wok caught fire, so i said, "wok ! wok!"

And he said, "who der?"

MickSturbs


Joined: 23/12/2009
Posts: 110

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 10:16

Stick to the darts!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 10:21

i know its only 13th, but i'm awarding your post the Neg Nick "worst joke of the month" award..



You should be very proud of yourself Cyprus joker.....

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 10:34

As my Aunt Fanny used say, you can stick it were the sun dont shine, and that would be in you uncle Percys Tea towel holder..!