Gag..this had me in tears

layby_lil



Joined: 13/11/2009
Posts: 141

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 18:30

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an

intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer

magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had

one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull

Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high

school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt

divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were

living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known

as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

layby_lil



Joined: 13/11/2009
Posts: 141

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 18:32

jack schitt cont'd



Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a

rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six

children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout

childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual

ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the

Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and

Horse.



Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.



NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.



Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt





P.S. Bull and Pisa Schitt have given birth to a little bruiser son, Tuff.





NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.

REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE. No shit, promise.

layby_lil



Joined: 13/11/2009
Posts: 141

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 18:35

with apologies for being a bit naughty !!!! oh dear have i gone too far ????

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 18:49

brilliant xxxxxxthanks for the laugh

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 18:59

I hear they may be merging with the brick brothers and starting a new builders company in NC.



Brick-Schitt houseing

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 18:59

I'm in tears now !!! Magic !!!! I love the crap jokes !!!!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 19:35

RE msg 1, laybe_lil: (...) Gag..this had me in tears (...)

=> Well done. Tears? Yeah, me too: only 28.500 times on the Internet (before you): http://www.google.com/search?q=WHO%20IS%20JACK%20SCHITT%3F%20&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 19:46

First time I have heard of it great joke really appreciated it. Thanks Layby. P.S do you have a sister Lilo?.

LOL Loui

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 19:48

Brilliant, very funny joke, had me in stitches.

layby_lil



Joined: 13/11/2009
Posts: 141

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 20:54

strangely enough, Loulouis, I do but she is in hiding for a while...............

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 21:00

no im not im here xxxxxx

airy____fairy


Joined: 14/06/2008
Posts: 813

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 21:06

very funny!!!!!

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
14/03/2010 21:26

Brilliant, take no notice of Msg 7 he's full of Schitt )