Jokes

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
19/06/2008 18:38

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...



'Oi, what's your disability?'



I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you t**t!'

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
19/06/2008 18:45

Was the traffic warden a Leeds rl fan.

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
19/06/2008 19:31

WARNING RUDE



"Mummy where do babies come from?"

"Well daddies make a liquid and place it inside mummies"

"Do mummies swalliow it?"

"Only if they want new shoes"

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
19/06/2008 20:02

Yeah Paul a Leeds Whino fan! How you doing mate?

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
19/06/2008 21:25

Post holiday blues mate and in the dog house with Tiggy for some reason not much change on the latter then,

Paul.



p.s. you need to beat the scum bags on Sunday they are getting a bit too big for their boots again.

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
20/06/2008 09:52

I'd be happy to win a game, at this rate we might not reach the play offs!

Nunu1


Joined: 31/03/2008
Posts: 536

Message Posted:
21/06/2008 05:16

I think we should start up a Les Dawson (God Bless His Soul) Appreciation Society?!



Correct me people if Im wrong, but I recall one of His classic jokes:



"You Know When the Mother in Law is on Her way over, Because the mice jump through letterbox and throw themselves on the Mice traps!"



Les Dawson! I miss his humour!



nunu1

Hilltop



Joined: 28/04/2008
Posts: 636

Message Posted:
21/06/2008 06:29

Dd you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac?



Lay awake all night wondering if their was such a thing as a dog.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
22/06/2008 02:03

Did you hear the one about that rugby league team from Hull called Hull kingston Rovers.With 10 minutes to go they where leading 18-4 and managed to lose the game 18-26.Absoluteley disgraceful.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
22/06/2008 22:46

Well done to Brad ford Northern winning today at Odsal against the dullers.

andysue


Joined: 12/11/2007
Posts: 891

Message Posted:
22/06/2008 23:14

does anyone want buy a 52inch panasonic veira plasma tv only £100 ! the volume controls doesnt work, but for £100 you cant turn it down!

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
26/06/2008 07:30

Guy crashes into the back of a car at the Traffic lights. A very small gentleman (dwarf) gets out and looks at the damage to his car and says "I am not happy" so the guy asks which one are you then ????