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Groucho
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16/03/2010 18:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 8 in Discussion |
| A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.
They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
BBC
The really need to get taller lady-bobbys!
I'm well jealous! |
waddo
Joined: 29/11/2008
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16/03/2010 19:28 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 8 in Discussion |
| Never mind the penis power - what was it he had drunk in November to keep him going up till now? |
Groucho
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16/03/2010 21:28 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 8 in Discussion |
| Yeah where can we buy the strong stuff?
The article doesn't make it clear how the penis and face got so close... either he's very tall, well endowed or she's a midget... |
madturk
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16/03/2010 21:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 8 in Discussion |
| what a dick head |
Lilli
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16/03/2010 22:18 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 8 in Discussion |
| well i guess she got lucky, how the hell if he was that drunk xxxx, moving to scotland now if the men are that big xxxxxxx |
Brinsley
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16/03/2010 22:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 8 in Discussion |
| Liz, it's a tiny blue diamond shaped pill!
Richard |
birdyblaster
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16/03/2010 22:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 8 in Discussion |
| or it may of been Dixie Normus. |
Lilli
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16/03/2010 22:34 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 8 in Discussion |
| brins bring them on, birdy i just lovure dixie normus xxxxxxxxx |
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