[Joke] Little girl on a plane

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
21/03/2010 13:46

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'



The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'



'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.



OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'



The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...'



To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

swannee7


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
21/03/2010 17:07

What a gas (geddit ?) ! Like it, Tootie.

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
21/03/2010 19:45

Tootie Luv it.

My Mates wife left him on Friday she said she was going for a pint of milk, he has not seen her since, I asked him how he was coping. and he said Not bad . i have been using that powdered stuff.

Loui