Joke: Deodorant

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 12:03

I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

MarkVPiazza


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 530

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 12:29

I went to the chemist and asked for a deodorant



The assistant asked if I wanted a ball-type, I said no thanks, I want it for under my arms

uncle-ted


Joined: 15/03/2010
Posts: 103

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 12:46

ha ha ha ha

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 12:51

My therapist says that I've got a preoccupation with vengeance; we'll see about that...    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 12:54

Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday...



They're due to be sentenced next week.    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 12:59

What's the first sign of madness?



Suggs walking up your driveway!    

airy____fairy


Joined: 14/06/2008
Posts: 813

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 13:32

topten - very funny joke!!!!

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 16:03

All very good, topten beats the rest by a fraction .....

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 22:51

Have you seen this latest mobile phone tracking technology, even works in North Cyprus.



http://www.themobiletracker.com/english/index38.html



Lem

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
25/03/2010 22:53

Oops wrong link, its this one



http://www.themobiletracker.com/english/index.html



Lem

dublinderm


Joined: 26/09/2009
Posts: 538

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 00:13

Lem,



That is top class.



How did they manage to find me so quickly?





DD