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TopTen
Joined: 15/04/2009
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30/03/2010 10:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels
to an X Rated movie featuring a lusty couple.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game,"
he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them,"
his wife said.
"You already know how to play football
TT |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
30/03/2010 10:50 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived." |
TopTen
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30/03/2010 11:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort |
No1Doyen
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30/03/2010 11:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| I come from a long line of Conga dancers.  ) |
BarbnBob
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31/03/2010 18:48 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| very funny! |
No1Doyen
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31/03/2010 19:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| The shop where i buy all my herbs and spices shuts in five minutes,
I'm running out of thyme. |
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