Joke: What is Celibacy?

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
01/04/2010 19:15

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.



While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare,



'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'



Ken leaned over, touched Janet’s arm gently, and whispered, "Homepride, isn't it darling ?"



And thus began Ken’s life of celibacy.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/04/2010 20:23

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wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/04/2010 20:37

What is celibacy?



Life with the missus after 30 years of marriage!!



wyn

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 15:04

Thought she was a mixed race singer from Wales. Did some of the Bond themes didn't she?

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 15:29

How do you stop your girlfriend giving you blow-jobs?

You marry the bitch!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 18:55

Here's a bit of advice for you.



Advi.    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 18:59

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.    

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 20:52

man cannot live by bread alone so lets hit the titanic or am i on board a sinking ship

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 22:57

I'll tell you what celibacy is... a waste of f*cking time - and that's no lie... '¬)

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 23:55

Celibacy is what catholic priests and the like are supposed to abide to . Or is it another word for paedophiles

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
03/04/2010 00:26

Well you lot I will tell you, marry an italian stallion, open a restaurant in trnc its guaranted, i swear to god i have the only italian celebiate x he will kill me now xxxxxxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/04/2010 00:36

We won't say nothing Liz! )

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
03/04/2010 07:00

Oi Guido! Your missus says.......