Joke: The Priest and the Frog

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 00:13

A priest was driving along and became upset when he ran over a frog. He stopped and was surprised to find the frog alive. Taking it home he revived the frog with a warm bath and some fly soup. Then the frog was tired so he popped it into bed. The frog needed a kiss to get off to sleep so the priest delivered a small peck on the cheek. In an instant the frog transformed into an eleven year old boy.

And that your honour is the case for the defence.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 01:17

Who thinks we should pay the meerkat to kill the go compare bloke?    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 01:30

Paddy and Mick are strolling along the canalside and as they approach a bridge they see a bloke stood, holding his mate by his ankles, over the side with his hands in the water. Curious, they watch for a few minutes, when the dangling guy shouts "Pull me up. Pull me up." He's yanked up and to Paddy and Mick's awe, he has a huge fish in his grasp.

"Wow", they say and run up to the bridge to have a go themselves.

"F**k off", they're told. "Find your own f***ing bridge." Dismayed, they stroll off to find another. When they eventually find one, Paddy grabs Mick by the ankles and hangs him over the side. Five minutes later Mick shouts "Pull me up. Pull me up."

"Do you have a fish?" says Paddy.

"No" replies Mick. "There's a f***ing train coming"

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
02/04/2010 21:06

im amazed they never found the english funny enough to use in a joke that didnt envolve an irishman