Joke: This probably happens all the time

loslobos


Joined: 02/04/2009
Posts: 167

Message Posted:
04/04/2010 12:06

An 18 year old girl tells her mum she thinks she is pregnant, so verry worried her mother gets a pregnancy testing kit and sure enough the result shows she is indeed pregnant. Shouting and crying the mother asks "Who was the pig that did this to you ? I want to know ! "



The girl then phones someone and half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of the house and a mature and well dressed gentleman steps out and knocks on the door. He sits down and says to the mother, father and girl. "Good moring, your daughter has told me of the problem but I can't marry her because of my family situation but I will take care of her financially.



Additionally, if a girl is born then I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a house and £2m in the bank. If a boy is born then my legacy is 2 factories and a £4m bank account.



However if there is miscarriage then I'm not sure, what do you suggest ?



At this point the father who had been silent till then, says "Simple my friend, you sh#g her again !

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
04/04/2010 12:22

Ok just found the punch line!!!

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
04/04/2010 12:34

Yes that one is funny.



A bit like the one where the prostitute cried rape after the cheque bounced!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/04/2010 12:49

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