JOKE: Gordon Brown

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/04/2010 15:50

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just  £100.'



The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/04/2010 15:51

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.



The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't afford to take the risk.'

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
07/04/2010 17:22

Boom Boom lol

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
08/04/2010 01:14

Yes....it's worth the extra isn't it?

tattlad


Joined: 13/12/2008
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
08/04/2010 11:27

Gordon Brown is a joke.