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mikelapta
Joined: 20/11/2008
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10/04/2010 14:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 24 in Discussion |
| 2 men arrested for stealing 2 lambs offering to a nightclub in exchange for personal services!!!
Is that "swapping lambs for pussy" |
Dusterbruce
Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125
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10/04/2010 14:41 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 24 in Discussion |
| Lambs dont have sharp claws, dont think they bite either. |
Tenakoutou
Joined: 27/07/2009
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10/04/2010 14:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 24 in Discussion |
| Is there any difference in the dark........ ? |
mikelapta
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10/04/2010 16:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 24 in Discussion |
| As a Welshman ,it's alright making love to a sheep,it's turning their head and kissing them I didn't like |
Tenakoutou
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10/04/2010 16:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 24 in Discussion |
| Msg 1:
On reflection, it certainly gives a new meaning to the word 'kleftico'! |
simbas
Joined: 16/07/2007
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10/04/2010 16:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 24 in Discussion |
| Msg 4 , I dare say it couldn't have been much fun for them either , seeing you walking towards them . |
kaiserphil
Joined: 14/12/2008
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10/04/2010 21:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 24 in Discussion |
| Simbas - they couldn't see him, he approached from astern! |
yorgozlu
Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437
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10/04/2010 23:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 24 in Discussion |
| A Welsh brothers of mine always used to say:
"We s**g'em,you eat them" |
TheScarlets
Joined: 14/04/2009
Posts: 877
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11/04/2010 07:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 24 in Discussion |
| Vorgozlu please get your facts right.......................we make love to them!
If you haven't tried it don't knock it!
Ian |
TheScarlets
Joined: 14/04/2009
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11/04/2010 08:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 24 in Discussion |
| They also have the most beautiful eyes, have you noticed? |
yorgozlu
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11/04/2010 08:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 24 in Discussion |
| msg 11;
The closest I got to that was about an hour before it was on a BBQ. 
ps.sent you an e-mail |
TheScarlets
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11/04/2010 10:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 24 in Discussion |
| what dip in sauce did you use?
Ian
ps, have replied |
mersin10
Joined: 05/11/2008
Posts: 94
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11/04/2010 11:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 24 in Discussion |
|
what do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in cwmbran.
answer
a leisure centre |
Brinsley
Joined: 04/04/2009
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11/04/2010 11:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 24 in Discussion |
| New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!
Richard |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
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11/04/2010 11:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 24 in Discussion |
| Ewe lot.......... |
mersin10
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11/04/2010 12:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 24 in Discussion |
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hands off my baaaabara. |
jock1
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11/04/2010 12:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 24 in Discussion |
| I'm getting the flock out of here............. |
rigsby
Joined: 21/09/2007
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11/04/2010 12:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 24 in Discussion |
| Jock1 I thought you would reply,Filth ! |
simbas
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11/04/2010 12:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 20 of 24 in Discussion |
| He needs the birch !! |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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11/04/2010 23:53 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 21 of 24 in Discussion |
| Filth!! ) |
Brinsley
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12/04/2010 00:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 24 in Discussion |
| The Kiwi's have found a new use for sheep,
Wool!
Richard |
keithr
Joined: 20/08/2008
Posts: 720
Message Posted:
12/04/2010 07:01 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 24 in Discussion |
| Mutton dressed as lamb ??? lol |
Groucho
Joined: 26/04/2008
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12/04/2010 08:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 24 of 24 in Discussion |
| What do you call a Welshman with a ewe and a ram? Bi-sexual.
What do you call a Welshman with a flock of sheep? A pimp!
The question really is what sort of looker do you get in exchange for one lamb? Russian obviously... but probably an Olympic shot-putter! |
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