ding dong , avon calling !!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 14:38

Hi all , i have just been invited to an avon party tomorrow night , albeit a bit late { i can only i assume they were short on guests } but if any one wants me to order skin so soft for them , please let me know by tomorrow night .

regards , simbas

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 15:20

Hi Pat,

I am having a problem with my crows feet.Do Avon have a product that contains a botox type substance that would gently iron away my creases,



Best Regards,

Paul.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 15:29

who knows paul , i will find out for you ! but if it's cosmetic surgery you are after , my husband could help you out { surgically i mean }

regards , pat

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 16:41

Simbas, you know those moments in life when you want a big hole to open and gobble you up, regarding cosmetic surgery this was a scenario I heard about last year.

Developer(with large roman nose) to new property owner(plastic surgeon).

"next time you come to the TRNC bring some of your magic for me"

Property owners wife (new breasts, new nose and no lines) to developer.

"My husband doesn't carry that much magic with him"

developer to property owners wife

" no I guess not he must have used most of it on you"!

Apparently the agent did not know where to hide!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 17:07

Pat,

Are Avon still doing any two for one offers,

Regards,

Paul.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 19:31

hi paul , i dont know , but if they do , do you want me to get you some ?

regards , simba

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 20:38

Hi aslan , is that true or are you jesting with me ?

regards , simbas

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
30/06/2008 21:01

Dodger.

Prep H works wonders with the crows feet. I am just happy to have a bit of character around me eyes.

Skogs

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
01/07/2008 01:40

Can you believe this? I read in one of these women's mags. that a woman

had used haemorrhoid cream on her eye surrounds to smooth them out!

Yuuukkkk!

Mouse


Joined: 21/05/2008
Posts: 58

Message Posted:
01/07/2008 01:48

They say it works - haven't tried it myself though.



Yvonne

cypruschauffer


Joined: 26/09/2007
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
01/07/2008 08:32

hi simbas

how to be an avon dealer? i love avon products, when im in south before last december im the one of avon dealer there but when i move here in north i didnt find someone to saled that product.now i saw your message here,im willing and interested to be avon deale.can you help me simbas? manythanks sarah karsiyaka

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/07/2008 09:50

hi sarah , i don't know anything about becoming an agent , but i will most certainly ask for you when i go to-night . will let you know the outcome tomorrow ,

regards , simbas

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
01/07/2008 10:09

Pat,

Sorry just winding you up,

Have a great day and have a ding dong night,

Paul.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/07/2008 10:42

you know paul , you are very naughty !

kind regards , pat

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
02/07/2008 16:03

hi sarah , as promised i did ask the hostess if they recruited agents in nc , she did'nt know but is going to ask her area supervisor and let me know , i will let you know the outcome

regards , simbas

cypruschauffer


Joined: 26/09/2007
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
02/07/2008 22:10

hello simbas.

thank you so much,your so kind, regards