Joke - The Vicar's salary

loslobos


Joined: 02/04/2009
Posts: 167

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 01:09

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.



There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.



Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships locally , stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Car every year and his wife with a mini-van to transport their children!'



The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.



Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,

‘If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!' More sighs and loud applause.



Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,



'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.' There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her:



'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 02:39

Here's the end....



Agnes’s 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide,

holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,

while his wife replies



‘Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,



‘F*ck him!’.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 11:22

A cracker! )

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 13:54

well they do say that the old'uns are the best.



Tony

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 957

Message Posted:
17/04/2010 15:44

Yeh nice one