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Navek



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17/04/2010 02:49

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John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late..

“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.

“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”

“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.

“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.

“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him , knocking him off his chair......



Navek



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With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,

“I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”



“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.



Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one!

You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!”









The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. )))



Navek



jock1



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Message Posted:
17/04/2010 09:02

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Filth !!!!!



TopTen


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Message Posted:
17/04/2010 10:53

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Bloody funny though



No1Doyen


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17/04/2010 11:17

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Excellent! ) ) )



beachsidebum


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18/04/2010 10:13

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Nice one Kev!!!



tattlad


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18/04/2010 20:43

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A mate of mine was telling me about this fantastic new diet, he said all you do is eat dog biscuts, just keep a few in your pocket, and eat them when your feeling pekish, you'll have to be careful with this diet though it put me in hospital for 2 weeks, so I asked him if he had got food poisoning from the dog biscuts, but he said no not at all, you need to be careful because I fell of the sofa when I was doubled up trying to lick my ar*e.



No1Doyen


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18/04/2010 20:56

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