Summary of Life

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 14:52

Summary of Life













GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:



1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.





GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:



1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.











GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD



1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you

Once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.









THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:



1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.







SUCCESS:



At age 4 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 17 success is . Having a drivers licence.

At age 35 success is . . Having money.

At age 50 success is . . . Having money.

At age 70 success is . . . Having a drivers licence.

At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 80 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.





Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.



Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;

BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.





Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*





Take the time to live!!!

Life is too short. Dance naked

mysteron


Joined: 07/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 15:03

I like the way you look at life. 5 stars from me.





Best regards



Ron

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 15:07

Great stuff, Nige



I hadn't heard those before.



Lem

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 15:31

Summary of life: its all true but made me smile, thank you

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 16:24

Hi everyone. I am a new boy (boy? I wish!) I have been trying to decide whether to join the forum for some time. This thread by Littlenige has convinced me. I have had a rubbish week and this made me smile! I have to say though, that Wyn's occasional 'one liners' from Max Ehrmann's Desiderata also cheer me.



I will stop now otherwise I will ramble on forever. Here's hoping I can contribute something in future. Cheers.



p.s I have been in TRNC for two years.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 16:53

" This thread by Littlenige has convinced me "



Please do not repeat that you will have people thinking I am a " good guy"

janjin



Joined: 10/04/2008
Posts: 488

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 17:05

Hi Littlenige,

What a good message - a good way to start the days reading.



Hello Chessman. Welcome to the board.

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 17:40

Welcome Chessman! I must admit I am a little lax when it comes to welcoming newbies but as you are a fellow Catalkoy bod, I thought I'd say hello.



K x

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 18:45

" This thread by Littlenige has convinced me "



''Please do not repeat that you will have people thinking I am a " good guy"





Well, I could start a Littlenige fan club! On second thoughts, you didn't welcome me to the Forum so forget it! LOL.



Thanks Janjin

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 18:46

Thanks Kitty.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 19:06

lol



Nice to have a laugh and a giggle



















































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Welcome

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
03/07/2008 20:00

Littlenige,



Good posting. Enjoyed it.



wyn