JOKE: Vote for Gordon Brown

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 21:02

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that

the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can you hear me?'

There was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

singing; 'Vote for GORDON BROWN, vote for GORDON BROWN

Snow White fell to her knees and exclaimed, " Thank God at least Dopey is still alive. "

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 21:19

good one Bill )

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 21:53

Snow White thought 'Seven Up' was a fizzy drink until she discovered.......................................!



Richard