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loslobos
Joined: 02/04/2009
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Message Posted:
30/04/2010 23:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we
decided to get married. There was a problem though, it was her sexy younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally wore see thru's. She
was very provocative and would regularly bend down when she was near me, it was definately deliberate.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone, and she said she had desires for me that she couldn't control.She said "have me before you marry my sister". I was in total shock !She then said, 'I'm going to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, come up and get me !' I was stunned. I headed straight towards my car. My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping, tears in their eyes, they said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test welcome to the family.'
The moral of this story is - always keep your condoms in your car ! |
Brinsley
Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858
Message Posted:
30/04/2010 23:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| Msg 1
Durexspect me to believe that!
Richard |
DutchCrusader
Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281
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01/05/2010 00:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| RE msg 1, Loslobos: Great, unknown joke! Google only gave these results: about 1,300,000 for "My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we etc.". (0.32 seconds). How about something about Northern Cyprus, Loslobos? Try it. Once. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
01/05/2010 00:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| Hans. The joke was about a family living in North Cyprus.  ) |
moonstone
Joined: 27/08/2009
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01/05/2010 11:01 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| lmao brought a gud start to a saturday morning thanks |
cooper
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01/05/2010 11:10 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| No1 do you expect DC to even condomplate that |
loslobos
Joined: 02/04/2009
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Message Posted:
01/05/2010 13:56 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| You are the biggest joke in Northern Cyprus |
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